Concerning Sex, Relationships (and all that crap)

1.  Boys; contrary to what you might think,  your brain is actually your biggest sex organ.

2.  One good way to get the attention of someone in the band is to flash them.  A better way is  to write a love letter on a paper airplane and fly in on the stage.

3.  If your girlfriend loves you, she’ll let you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken in the bed.  If she really, really  loves you…she won’t let you eat that crap at all.

4.  Men are infinitely better at talking dirty than women.  But when women talk dirty, it’s infinitely more effective.

5.  I heard that guitar players choose instruments that represent what kind of women they like.  I guess that means  that I like girls with Bigsbys.